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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
   
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Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
   
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
   
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Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
   
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Come on take your kit off and get on top of me.... Enjoy me until U R totally satisfied. Lovingly yours... Toilet :)
   
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Q: What's the definition of Trust? A: Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
   
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Q: What do blondes do for foreplay? A: Remove their underwear
   
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How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.

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Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
   
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RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:spread legs,squeeze + massage milk pots,check frequently with midfinger,add banana,work in-out till well
creamed.Cake done when banana soft!!!
   
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At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
   
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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
   
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From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
   
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God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
   
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I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!
   
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