Text messages
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law. |
What did God say after creating man? I can do much better. |
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........ |
You've got SEX APPEAL ... u've got INTELLIGENCE ... u've got CLASS ... u got da FACE, u got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY |
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:... try again... again... maybe you are just not sexy?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!! |
Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken! |
Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!! |
Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR! |
A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection, a picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur friend is a form of... Good Taste! |
What is 10 inches long- 2inches thick and starts with a p??? A really good crap |
if i tell you this ur not to tell anyone,ur the only one ive told so far cos your a good friend but guess whos due in 2 months!... FUCKING SANTA |
i just got my medical results. my condition is critical,as days pass by i bcom SEXIER & SEXIER but dnt worry its not contagious......u wont get it! |
X35 (l33U h77V3J + hUJOH W,I 3W d73H 35V37d Can you crack the code? If not try turning your phone upside down... |
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