Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.

What did God say after creating man? I can do much better.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........

You've got SEX APPEAL ... u've got INTELLIGENCE ... u've got CLASS ... u got da FACE, u got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY

This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:... try again... again... maybe you are just not sexy?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!!

Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!

Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!!

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Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection, a picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur friend is a form of... Good Taste!

What is 10 inches long- 2inches thick and starts with a p??? A really good crap

if i tell you this ur not to tell anyone,ur the only one ive told so far cos your a good friend but guess whos due in 2 months!... FUCKING SANTA

i just got my medical results. my condition is critical,as days pass by i bcom SEXIER & SEXIER but dnt worry its not contagious......u wont get it!

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Can you crack the code? If not
try turning your phone upside
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