Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

Q: What's the definition of Trust? A: Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH.

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead

I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your ass

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

Can I snap your picture so I can show Santa what I gotta have for xmas?

Do u believe in love at first site or do I have to walk by again?

If I said u had a hot body would u hold it against me?

God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!

If I could re arrange the alphabet I would put u and i together