CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION As of May 2001 Viagra will only be available through chemists by its chemical name.So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN Thank you
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FARMER SAYS 2 HIS WIFE IF U HAD BIGGER TITS WE COULD GET RID OF THE COWS, WIFE REPLIED IF U HAD A BIGGER COCK WE COULD GET RID OF THE TRACTOR DRIVER!
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what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?.... They can both smell it but not eat it.
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At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
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In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
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Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
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Baby from bottom of my heart you are the only one i can love from the feeling of my heart and sould you are the one i feel baby i will die for you just to have your love.
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He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO
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Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
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Da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, Kiss u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@, n sleep tite
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I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden. i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean. i asked God 4 an angel & he gave me u!
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Can I snap your picture so I can show Santa what I gotta have for xmas?
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Two sausages are in a frying pan. First sausage says: "It's hot in here". Second sausage replies: "Eeek, a talking sausage!"
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Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A pink rose with loveley details. And after sex? Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
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Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits. No she said lifting her skirt. Eat me like the f****** book says!
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
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