Them: Here's 10p - go and tell your mum you're not coming home
You: Here's a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener
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| Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out
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I think the sun shines out of your arse.
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
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Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
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If I were to lie 11 roses next to you, you'd make the perfect dozen.
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I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways I adore ur style. Wot can I say? ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!
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W2BAI (want to be an item?)
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GTH4U (got the hots for you)
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:-*( (I want more than a kiss on the cheek)
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
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Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?
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If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...
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Are you free for the rest of your life?!
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Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!
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