Flirty Text messages - Page 3

Them: Here's 10p - go and tell your mum you're not coming home
You: Here's a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener
   
5 stars
 
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out
   
5 stars
 
I think the sun shines out of your arse.
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
   
3 stars
 

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
   
3 stars
 
If I were to lie 11 roses next to you, you'd make the perfect dozen.
   
3 stars
 
I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways I adore ur style. Wot can I say? ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!
   
5 stars
 
W2BAI (want to be an item?)
   
5 stars
 

GTH4U (got the hots for you)

5 stars
 
:-*( (I want more than a kiss on the cheek)
   
4 stars
 

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
   
3 stars
 
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
   
5 stars
 
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?
   
4 stars
 
If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...
   
4 stars
 
Are you free for the rest of your life?!
   
4 stars
 
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Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!
   
4 stars
 
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