After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

iF u find a frIend better thAn me
Go ahead I wont stop you
But if tht frnd leaves u
Look behind.
I’ll b there 2 say.
HOGAI IZZAT

(G)od
(O)ffers us
(O)utstanding
(D)evotion 2
(M)ake us
(O)bedient &
(R)eady 4
(N)ew day 2
(I)nitiate
(N)ew Aim 4 the
(G)lory of Life….Good Morning

ÑiGHT is gone and
the moon too.
Sun has arrived with SKY blue.
open ur Beautiful eyes.
There is a Msg 4 U.

()’”() .-”.”-. /),,/)
(=’.'=) ( ‘.’ ) ( ‘;’ )
(”)(”) (,,)(,,) (,,)(,,)
A very Sweet
Mini,Pini &Tini
Wishing u a
gudi gudi

Theres a time to cry,

a time to smile, a time to laugh,

and a time to love,

but now is the time to SLEEP!

You know what time is it?

The museum curator called TODAY and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday

Reality is an Illusion caused by Alcohol deficiency.

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave

Patient: Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor: Next please.