Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!
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If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you
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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects
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Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off till further notice!
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
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Light bulb's love declaration: I love you a whole watt!
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Two sausages are in a frying pan. First sausage says: "It's hot in here". Second sausage replies: "Eeek, a talking sausage!"
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Conscience is the inner voice, which warns us that someone may be looking.
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If it weren't for the fact that the TV and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
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Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,
but behind every SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...
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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
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The trouble with life is there is no background music.
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Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.
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I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more !
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A chrysanthemum by any other name would be much easier to spell
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