>>TEXT HELP >> I NEED A TEXT NOW!
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I need a really saucy text message to get this lad going, any suggestions please? |
Sex is like a maths test..Me plus u..subtract the clothes..add the bed..divide the legs and multiply the orgasms..Fancy a maths test?X At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
sex is good sex is class whip me baby spank my ass.doggy style 69 lick me out make me smile if u want me in the sac lick ur lips and txt me back. |
Help me i need to send a flirty txt to this hot chick!! |
Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
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Funny text to send your mates |
Boy asked his mom "is it wrong to have a willy?""No why"she replies."Well dads sweating like f*ck trying 2 pull his off"
Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look fucking hard! |
Just been dumped |
| a thousand words wont bring u back, i know because i've tried, & neither will a thousand tears i kno becos i've cried, they say memories are golden and often that is true, but i neva wanted memories, i've only wanted u! |
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